Dropping the economic soap

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When pressed by my peers to give a precise explanation of my political leanings, I usually find myself at a loss. I’m part libertarian, but I have a strong charitable streak and a modicum of faith in public education systems. Somewhere deeper down, though, I don’t think that the problems we face today are entirely the result of evil humans playing with a harmless, completely neutral system or a far-reaching government led by corrupt officials. At the root of it all, I believe that there might be something wrong with the way we function on a very basic level. While I’m not an out-and-out, overthrow-the-government-and-impose-the-proletariat Marxist, I’m certainly not the Randian defender of greed and capitalism that I once was.

In other words, I possess a strong dose of doubt with regards to our socioeconomic system. Thing is, I’m not so sure that some other system will solve all (or any) of our ills. Naturally, I’m not foolish enough to think that the examples of Linen’s Russia or Mao’s China were best examples of socialism or communism or whatever. Thing is, I’m stuck up on that postmodern cloud of ultra-skepticism that makes you doubt everything–in this case, this includes capitalism and its possible alternatives. For all I know, “fixing” capitalism might lead to something horrific and dysfunctional. It’s possible. But I think it might be worth trying out…you know, for a drive around the block or something.

So here’s what I explain to folks interested in my political stance: A few weeks ago, I was being a good cog in the capitalism machine, roaming the aisles of Target looking for soap. I stumbled upon Zest, a soap I hadn’t used in some time. Reminded of their catchy jingle from my childhood (“You’re not fully clean until you’re Zestfully clean!”), I decided to purchase a 3-pack. When I arrived home and unwrapped a new bar, I was intrigued by its new shape. For those of you that use body wash or something else, most soap has a uniform thickness across the entire bar. This is just fine, but when you get down to the last 1/8th of the bar, the ends gets ultra-thin and end up breaking off. You end up with two slivers of soap that get lost down the drain within two showers. You probably know what I’m talking about.

Zest is different. Their bar was thick on each end, but it narrowed slightly toward the middle. I don’t know if this was intentional or not, but the end result is that you have a bar of soap that avoids the diminished end as the soap is worn down with use. While this design doesn’t solve the problem of old(ish) soap becoming nearly useless in its unwieldiness, it does remedy some of the problems you face with a traditional bar of soap.

And this is what I’m hoping for, when it comes to abolishing capitalism or at least fucking it with until it becomes damn near unrecognizable. Maybe, just maybe, there’s something about systems other than capitalism that we haven’t stumbled upon, but could make things better. Maybe we could just drop the current soap and pick up a trial-size bar of something else for a bit and give it a go?

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