Where I am going

I’ve been blessed/cursed with a number of epiphanies in the last few days. Strangely enough, this has been coupled with relatively little as far as quantifiable occurrences go. By and large, my life has been pretty inane and unremarkable ever since returning from Europe. I guess I’ve reached a period in my life that is [...]

Me and my kidneys

You shouldn’t be doing this. You’re hurting us.
What?
You shouldn’t be doing this. You do this too much. You know this.
Shut the fuck up. Not now.
Yes, now. Is this how you relate to people? This is how you relate to people.
No, it’s not.
It’s one way.
True.
Really the only way, lately.
No.
Yes.
OK. [...]

This is exactly how it did not go:

Attraction is a funny thing. The moment you find someone that you think you could like, you paint an image in your mind of how they will be. And, as time goes on and things begin to blossom (or mold, as the case may be), you realize that it is all different. That your image [...]