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Back in my element

Thanks to the encouragement of my friends, the prodding of a very special professor, and some stroke of luck, I’m finally carousing in the hallowed halls of the academy once again.  This is graduate school, though, where you no longer have to concern yourself with bullshit prerequisites like Public Speaking 101 and Watch a Bumbling [...]

Longing for circumstance

A week ago yesterday I was sitting in my home on a couch next to a beautiful girl. Today I am sitting in a creaky old apartment, feeling tumultuous and a little more hollow than I’m used to. What happened?
One of the ugly realities of becoming an “adult” is that you have to [...]

My open letter of resignation from Starbucks

To Whom It May Concern:
It is with a heavy heart and a lightened conscience that I hand my resignation on this, the eve of an unveiling of a new flavor that Starbucks will begin marketing to the caffeine-addicted masses. Over the past several months at Starbucks, I have learned a lot about what, precisely, [...]